I knowwww, I call myself a travel blogger. But what you have to understand is that until last year, I put all my time and money into experiencing far and wide destinations that took at least 12 hours of plane, bus and boat to reach. “Europe can wait!” I told myself.
So you see that’s why I hadn’t previously been to Paris. Technically I first went when I was in nappies, I even saw the Mona Lisa. But we’re not counting that.
Leaving my student attitude of backpacks, burgers and beer behind, I began craving a more mature approach to seeing the world. I began wanting fine wine, top restaurants and accommodation that offered me something more luxurious than cereal for breakfast. (Note: I still demolish a burger and beer on occasion).
So that being said, when I found out a work trip was taking place in Paris, I practically insisted that I stay for the weekend, bringing my Ma along for the ride. Of course a city more loved than Barack Obama comes with high expectations, so as a first timer, I was surprised by some of my stay. Therefore I share with you, the 13 things I learnt on my first trip to Paris…
1 | The French aren’t rude and self-entitled as many stereotypes tell us
In fact they are super friendly and will even approach you if you’re looking a little lost. For example, when you don’t have a bladdy clue what train ticket you need or what ‘pintade rôtie sur l’os’ means (roasted guinea fowl don’t you know).
2 | Tourists are bloody keenos
Like will queue for hours to get into the most mundane of attractions just because a £1 guide book tells them too. Oh the joys of the internet guys. Pre-book my friends.
3 | Frogs legs, snails and mussels do not appear on every menu
You’ll have to either properly seek it out or head to a tourist packed restaurant to give either a go. But fois gras… that really is a true French favourite.
4 | You’re better off going when you’re younger
If you’re 16-25 in Paris, it’s assumed that you’re either a student… or poor. So say hello to free museum entries and discounted tickets to pretty much everywhere.
5 | The metro is bloody hard to spot
Like concealed entrances on non-obvious corners that are invisible on a dark night kind of hard. Thank goodness for Google map. Despite this it’s very easy to get around once you have found your way in and the trains are extremely regular.
6 | A typical Parisian evening is spent by the river
Parisian’s bloody love chilling by the river. I’ve never seen anything like it, and I’m well jealous. As soon as the work day finishes the swarm to the riverside like flies, armed with wine and snacks. One pair of cuties even shared a KFC bucket.
7 | Paris is not that expensive
As a Londoner, I will happily pay 5-8 euros for a glass of wine. Happily. Sure if you want to go to a ridiculously fancy restaurant than you’re going to pay big bucks. But I found a lot of restaurants with divine 3 course menus for just 35 – 40 euros. Fine by me.
8 | You might as well not be sober
Okay perhaps contradicting my above point… the only generic thing I found to be expensive is soft drinks. For some reason you can get a beer for 3 euros but a Coca Cola? Mate you might as well be an alcoholic. It’s cheaper.
9 | Sunday is the day of rest
Do not expect all shops and boutiques to be open.
10 | Paris does not do all day dining
Lunch finishes around 2.30pm. Dinner is between 7 – 9.30pm. If you get hungry between then, well grab a macaron.
11 | The drivers are fucking mental
In the back seat of a taxi surrounded by Friday night traffic, I felt like I’d been transported to India as cars went in all kind of directions, bibbing each other and driving across lanes. Madness.
12 | Parisians don’t do cocktails
It’s all about the grapes.
13 | People watching in Paris is a real thing
The streets are packed with people in cafes being watching and becoming observers. Take a minute, grab a drink, watch the world go by.
Ah Paris, I’ll be back soon my love.
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I love this city so much. And I completely agree with #1. That was the number one thing that I learned when I was in Paris. Great post 🙂
Aw so glad you found that too!
people watching in Paris is the best! I love that on Parisian terraces they have all chairs facing out so you can easily watch those going by.. the perfect conversation starter 🙂
Nice post dispelling many myths on Paris!
Yes! It’s like a tradition, everywhere you go you must face the sun and the people 🙂
Ah, Paris… We were there a couple of weeks ago for the weekend and simply loved it! Despite the weather predictions, we had a lot of sun and minimal rain. There’s soooo much to see in Paris. Love the authentic feel. One thing I was surprised about was the colour of the Eiffel Tower. I thought it was more grey than beige. Apparently they repaint it every 7 years or so. Interesting! We’ll be back in a couple of weeks for a conference. Looking forward to that!
Isn’t it fun when you can keep going back and back! There’s so much to see, I could go every week! Hope you have fun when you go in a couple of weeks, and what a great fact about the tower 🙂
Beautiful photos! For the record, I’m totally fine with #12. Keep those fermented grapes coming! 🙂
Thank you! Haha and yes… double agree 😀
I had the same problem with the metro when I visited years ago and could never find it cause it was in an underground shopping centre or a hidden unmarked door somewhere.
Glad you enjoyed your trip though!
Yes isn’t it odd! I was craving those obvious London underground signs
Ah you had a much better experience in Paris than what I did! Looks like a lot of fun. Such great tips here. Especially about the all day dining. We got caught out with that one.
Oh no! Hopefully next time will be just as great 🙂
I’ve always wanted to visit Paris! I used to be obsessed when I was younger – had Eiffel Tower everything. But hopefully I’ll get to visit one day soon! Definitely on my Europe bucket list 🙂
Ah you have to go! Definitely try and book it in, there’s some great last minute Eurostar deals on 🙂
I love Paris but I have not been to Paris years 🙂 People watching was one of my favorite things to do.
It’s the best activity in Paris! x
love the outfit:)